Mickey The Dog Face Boy and I Need Your Help

Hey Everyone, I’ve been rather quiet about the DFB for a while and that’s because he’s been very ill for the last few months. He’s getting better but it’s been a long road and we still have a ways to go. I’ve been pretty stressed and he’s been miserable.

When we were out on tour this fall Mick was attacked twice in two different cities. For those of you who know him you know he’s very gentle and wouldn’t harm anyone. I was able to pull him away from both attacks and I thought he was okay. I was wrong.

One of the dogs bit him and broke the skin on his leg which eventually lead to a couple infections and (we think) an autoimmune illness. He lost a lot of weight and at one point I thought I was going to lose him. My Vet prescribed antibiotics, steroids and painkillers and finally (after weeks) Mick started to improve. It’s been very slow going but he’s finally turning the corner.

He’s going to need surgery to repair some of the damage (I detail this on the GoFundMe site). With the help of a family member I’ve been able to pay all of the bills so far but now I need help.

I’ve just started a GoFundMe campaign as you can see from the link below. (For some reason the little widget isn’t popping up so please click on the link – Thank You.)

We hope to have the surgery performed next month. I explain everything if you follow the link. I’ll be posting more details as we move forward.

https://www.gofundme.com/mickey-the-dfb-needs-surgery?utm_medium=wdgt

 

 

If you can afford to donate that would be great. If you can pass this a long that will be great too.

Thank you. Talk soon.

I Made an End Of The Year List…

Oregon Arts Watch collected “a dozen great reads from 2017” and Road Dog and I are one of them! I’m very proud to be included on this list. Check it out – http://www.orartswatch.org/a-dozen-great-reads-from-2017/

If you like the article about the book here’s a trailer to really whet your appetite.

Road Dog Book Trailer from The Angry Filmmaker on Vimeo.

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A Timeless Holiday Classic – Twas The Night Before The Night Before Christmas

I know I will probably never write a best seller so my goal was to write a “Timeless Holiday Classic” that you can read to the family every Christmas. I read this story at O’Connor’s last March. Please enjoy the introduction and the music provided by Don Campbell and Whit Draper.

And I hope reading this story every year becomes a holiday tradition in your family just like it is in mine…

 

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Road Dog Signing in Portland, Oregon

Sunday Dec 3rd from Noon – 4pm I’ll be signing copies of Road Dog at the Oregon Historical Society (1200 SW Park Ave) along with 84 other authors. But they’ll be signing their own books. Not Road Dog.

Come join as as we use big words cause we’re authors.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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This Holiday Season – Buy Local

My annual plea to buy local…

Well now that we finally got that pesky Thanksgiving holiday out of the way, we can get on to the real business at hand. Buying shit that we don’t really need!

Most of you know that I’m not much of a consumer. I don’t like shopping and I’m always getting rid of things and wanting less. That being said, I hope that those of you who do shop will take a moment and read this.

Buy local as much as possible.

Please support your independent artists and store owners. When you do that your money stays in your community and helps those around you.

Yeah I know that a lot of local people work at the big corporate stores and they don’t want to lose their jobs when their sales numbers are down and there are some things you can’t get from local artists and independent stores. I get it. But remember most of the large chain stores don’t give a shit about the local community and have no problem asking for tax breaks or hiding their income abroad. Locally owned stores and artists do pay taxes here and they contribute in other ways.

So please, this holiday season before you head straight to the mall or the internet, think about the locals and the independents that you know and see if maybe you can get what you need from them. I know they’ll appreciate your shopping at their stores much more then some big faceless corporation.

Thanks.

Tours End

Tour’s End 11-15-17

I know I fell off the face of the earth over a week ago, and for those who have emailed me asking if I’m okay, I’m okay. Tired, but okay. It was a grueling tour.

Everyone keeps asking, “Was the tour successful?”

It was great seeing lots of old friends, making new ones, reading and signing my book, hanging out with the DFB, teaching workshops, guest lecturing at so many different places, and doing bucket list stuff like seeing the Grand Canyon and the recording studios at Muscle Shoals. I met a lot of incredible people along the way and some of them opened up their homes to the DFB and I.

“Did you sell a lot of books?”

I sold some books. Not as many as I’d hoped but more then if I’d stayed home.

There were nights I was disappointed by the turnouts but those things happen. You promote the hell out of a gig and friends tell you they’re looking forward to seeing you and then only 2 or 3 people show up. I don’t let it bother me. I just do the best reading/talk/workshop that I can, no matter how many people show up.

I finished the tour in Palm Springs on November 2nd and the following morning started the two-day drive home.

On the way home I had a few mechanical (and expensive) failures. Blew a tire at 65 mph on I-5 just north of Kettleman City. I was able to get the van off the road and up on to the dirt shoulder without getting mowed down by a semi. AAA showed up and I saw that the tire was shredded. The driver recommended a tire shop about 30 minutes away where I overpaid for 2 tires but got back out on the road.

About 100 miles later the starter went out at a truck stop in Santa Nella. A tow truck driver helped me get it started with a pry bar and a sledgehammer, as there were no shops in the area. I headed north thinking maybe I could cannonball home. That thought didn’t last, I made it quite a few hours but finally I was too tired. The DFB and I slept in the van in the middle of nowhere in a driving rainstorm. The following morning I got hold of AAA and ended up at a shop that gouged me to fix the starter, but let’s face it when your van with out-of-state license plates gets towed in to a small shop in the middle of nowhere you really don’t have any leverage to negotiate a good deal on anything.

Finally made it home, then I got sick. I’m sure it’s all of the stress catching up to me.

“So was the tour a success?”

Financially, I lost money.

But, I’m still on my feet and I’m still laughing. The DFB and I had a great time and quite a few adventures. I hope the people who came out and saw us had a great time as well.

I guess it’s all about how YOU define success?

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Thank you in advance, I’ll be updating you all as we move forward.

Sincerely, Kelley

Tour Update 11-2-17

Palm Springs Sunrise

We’re in Palm Springs and tonight is my last Road Dog reading on the tour. Tomorrow we head home to Portland. It’ll just take a while.

It’s been a good tour but I’m beat. I’ll thank everyone who made this tour possible in a later post, but for now here’s a couple photos.

The Planters Peanut Car – thing…
Mandy & Joes Restaurant

Mick and I are headed down to our final reading at Palm Springs Vinyl Records and Collectibles. Talk later.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Sincerely, Kelley

Tour Update 10-12-17

It’s tough being a Road Dog.

We’re in a Motel in Wichita, Kansas trying to get things done. Well I am anyway.

I’ve got a book signing at Watermark Books on Saturday October 14th from 2 – 4 pm. Here is a link to that signing. http://www.watermarkbooks.com/calendar-node-field-date/day/2017-10-14

Then on Sunday October 15th I’ll be at Bound For Glory Books in Tulsa, Oklahoma from 2 – 4 pm. Here is a link to that event. ow.ly/VHxa30fPL4Q

After that it’s off to Baylor University in Waco.

So far we’ve had rain, snow, high winds, heat, and high humidity but with the exception of losing one of my roof boxes we’re doing okay.

I want to thank all of my friends and supporters for coming out to see the Dog Face Boy and I so far.

I also want to thank Go Plug Bags, POLLARDdesign, and Cedar House Media for being such great sponsors.

Here is an older reading from Road Dog to amuse you.

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Thank you in advance, I’ll be updating you all as we move forward.

Sincerely, Kelley

Tour Update 10-10-17

I’m sitting in a motel in Oxford, MS thinking about the last few weeks. Things have been up and down but I’m still on my feet.

One high point of the trip was Dubuque, IA. I had a nice crowd, sold books and had a couple nice meals with friends. It is what I had hoped this trip would be. Chicago was also great, hanging out with John Rangel and talking at College of DuPage. Another good crowd.

This last week I was in Nashville teaching for 3 days at NFI. I did a guest lecture at Belmont and got to spend some quality time with my buddy Will Akers (Author of Your Screenplay Sucks!). I also did a couple other readings that were enjoyable.

I think I have a love/hate relationship with touring. I like being on the road but get bummed when very few people show up to my gigs. It happens and I still do the same reading or talk for 2 people as I would for 200. It’s always important to bring your “A game”.

On the weekend the DFB and I drove down to Muscle Shoals with my buddy Hank. We drove the Natchez Trace, which was beautiful. We saw Meriwether Lewis’ grave and had lunch at this amazing little Amish deli we discovered.

In Muscle Shoals we went to the Muscle Shoals Recording Studio and I was in heaven. There was so much great music recorded there. I loved being in that room and feeling the vibe from so long ago. Hank snapped a couple really great photos of me in there. I’ll post one later.

We found FAME Studio as well but it was closed. I asked a woman in a liquor store if there were any good places to camp nearby and she sent us over to a campground by the Tennessee River. I wish it hadn’t been so humid it would have been nice to sit outside and maybe build a fire. I woke up early and the DFB and I took a nice walk along the banks.

On Monday I drove to Oxford and spoke at Ole Miss. I didn’t sell too many books but I met some great people and hopefully they’ll have me come back.

I messed up my schedule this week so I am without any gigs until Saturday in Wichita. I’m trying to get a reading somewhere between here and there but we shall see. I might just find another cheap motel for Mick and I to crash at and try to get work done.

Then things get hectic. Saturday at Watermark Books in Wichita, Sunday at Bound For Glory Books in Tulsa, Wednesday and Thursday in Waco at Baylor, Friday, Saturday and Sunday in Houston with SWAMP doing a Master Sound Workshop with Scott Szabo, then Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday in Dallas/Fort Worth at The Wild Detectives, Funky Town, and I can’t remember the other place.

More to come. Here’s a video I put together on my phone …

If you want to add Road Dog to your book shelf you can order it right here. And I’d be happy to sign it for you.

It’s only $16.95 + free shipping and handling (U.S. Only)

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If you live outside the U.S. please contact me at botherme@angryfilmmaker.com and I can get you a quote on what it would cost to send you a book.

Thank you in advance, I’ll be updating you all as we move forward.

Sincerely, Kelley

I am on the Road the Tour has begun

September 21st

I’m in Kansas City staying with my good friend Joe. The first two days of driving were the worst. From PDX to Salt Lake City was a lot of rain and wind. Outside Boise it was raining so hard I had almost zero visibility. I was up at 5 am on the road just before 7. Pulled in to SLC around 10 pm. My night vision isn’t what it once was so the last 2 hours were really stressful.

Left around noon the following morning as I had a bunch of work to do. Went through Wyoming and it didn’t disappoint. Wyoming is beautiful and I hate it all at the same time. The weather changes constantly. I hit a snowstorm as I was going over the mountains towards the eastern part of the state. Hardly any visibility and I was white knuckling it for about 90 minutes. I have front wheel drive but my tires aren’t exactly new. I never slipped but it never felt real stable either.

It’s at times like this I question what the fuck I’m doing out on tour. This part really stresses me out. I hate it. After the snowstorm there were 40+ mph winds for the next few hours and I was getting blown all over the highway. Continue reading “I am on the Road the Tour has begun”